| Saturday, October 14, 2006
| Joint: The Cyber Seck Convo
Just because The Boy enjoyed our conversation so much, I'll post it for your reading pleasure. The only changes I made were
Oh, and since "theboy" and "thegirl" look similar, I named the boy Scooter (he looks like a scooter, dontcha think?) and I named myself Wildcat (50 super bonus brownie points if you can figure out why I used Wildcat as my nickname). Oh, that and I used Pink for myself and Blue for him. Even though I really don't like pink... It's more Scooter's color than mine. Oooooooooo pwnd!!!!!!11
wildcat: u no u want dis black dik. bend over bb
wildcat: jes teh hedd.......
wildcat: screm my name bich
wildcat: SCREM IT!
scooter:Oooooh..... you promise? Just the tip? If you stick it in my ass I won't get pregnant?
wildcat: no bbs if in teh azz
scooter: Ok. Go slow, and I'll scream your name.
wildcat: gud bb. i also gonna p on u
wildcat: u lyk dat bb?
scooter: ok, but not on teh face.
scooter: only if u let me give u teh finger in ur azz.
wildcat: k but b eazy bb. datz teh exit only
scooter: i no. you go slow and pee on me. not teh face, i get ur azz virginity.
scooter: u can have dis anytime u want it bb. its urs.
scooter: bb we are teh hawtness. we need to be fucking. i am ur bitch.
wildcat: jes bb
wildcat: uz my bich
scooter: i blong to u bb.
wildcat: gud bb
wildcat: now benz over
scooter: go slow
wildcat: n screm real loud
wildcat: i lykz teh scremin
scooter: Aaaahh........ FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
scooter: U FEEL SO GUD BB!!!!!!
scooter: u cum n e where u want bb.
wildcat: ur face bb :D
scooter: k, no peeing. ill open my mouth
wildcat: HAWT BB
scooter: all 4 u
scooter: u r hawt
wildcat: duhz bb
scooter: i luv when u mek me feel dum lek that.
wildcat: i ges ur hawt 2
scooter: u better recognize
scooter: we be teh hawt pwr couple
wildcat: u think?
wildcat: i think so jes
scooter: bb, i don't want teh babiez, but u mek my azz hurt a little.
scooter: let me stik my finger in ur azz to show u.
scooter: spread it 4 me
wildcat: lyk dis?
scooter: oh jes bb. thats perfekt. hawt.
wildcat: u lyk?
scooter: i lyk a lot. see how it feels? only 1 finger?
wildcat: u can uz 2 i let u
scooter: really bb? u r teh best. ok i use 2
scooter: how do u lyk that? do i feel gud? like teh boyz?
wildcat: so gud bb. fnger fuk hardr bbz
scooter: ooh. u lyk it a lot. i go fast 4 u. i tear dat up 4 u.
scooter: es mine now
scooter: jes. giv it 2 me bb.
wildcat: u lyk it wen i pound ur azz?
scooter: jes bb. i mek u cum soon. u uz my azz 2 cum
scooter: i lyke it.
wildcat: o jes bb
scooter: i scream 4 u.
wildcat: o jes bb jes lyk dat
wildcat: so hawt
scooter: MMMIIIIIAAAAAA FUUKKKK MEEEEE HARDERRRRRR!!!!!
wildcat: LYK DIS BB?
wildcat: U NO U WAN DIS BLACK DIK
scooter: YEEESSSS!!!! DON'T STOP BB! BLACK DIK IS TEH BEST. UR BLACK DICK.
wildcat: U WAN DIS?
wildcat: BEG ME BB
wildcat: k bb i giv 2 u only cuz ur a kewtie
scooter: GIVE IT 2 ME.... PLEEZ BB? I do anything 4 u. PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ?
scooter: I knew u lyk me.
wildcat: TAK IT ALL BB
scooter: Ooooohh. FUCK ME BB! U R TEH HAWTNESS! I B URZ.
wildcat: SCREM MY NAME BICH!!!!!!!!111
wildcat: SCREM IT!
scooter: GIMME UR BLACK DIK! MMMIIIIIAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! FUK ME DADDY!
wildcat: FUKIN U HARD BB
wildcat: O JES
wildcat: BOUT 2 CUM bb
scooter: U SO GUD! NO STOP
scooter: CUM ON ME BB!
scooter: I WANT UR CUM
wildcat: CUMIN BB
scooter: MMMIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! FUK!!!!!!
scooter: I SQIRT 4 U!
wildcat: JES BB
wildcat: SHO ME U CUM
scooter: IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!
scooter: ALL DAT BLONG 2 U BB.
wildcat: O JES BB I LYK WEN U CUM!
wildcat: YA BB
scooter: I NO U DO
wildcat: wyl ting i tink ilu.
wildcat: WYL TING
wildcat: U MAK MY <3 SINGZ
scooter: I WNNA NO 4 SHO
scooter: U MEK EVERTING GRUVY
wildcat: no shitz bb corz i do
scooter: N WET 2
wildcat: o jes
wildcat: did u lyk it?
scooter: JES, U MEK ME SO WET BB
wildcat: gud bb
scooter: I TUCH MYSELF WIF U
wildcat: as u shud bb
wildcat: wot u doin now bb?
scooter: NO BBZ FOR ME
scooter: NO BB 4 U.
wildcat: no bbz s gud
scooter: u take care of teh bb if we had 1?
scooter: just in cas?
scooter: k, we keep n teh azz to b sure.
wildcat: HAWT BB!!!!!!!!11111
|posted by SWF @ 4:34 PM
SWF, 26, Dallas. Total Geek. Loves: Legend of Zelda, HTML, Photoshop and just about anything that plugs in. Hates: Macs, pussies of the non-vaginal variety, dialup, and "users". On the prowl for a geek to call my own. Must haves: at least 6ft, very "macho", at least a small bit Geek. No game players, please - we're not in middle school. I've kissed some frogs along the way (see the archives), but I have no doubt that one day, I'll find my Geek.
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